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Open Letters

April 21, 2011 - 4:54 pm
Irradiated by LabRat Comments Off

We reacquainted ourselves with Crossfit today for the first time in *mumblemumble*. We adopted the horrible sissy lowest of the Brand X scalings for our return, so as not to injure ourselves. (HA.) Nobody threw up, but it was a near thing. Things that have subsequently been unreasonably challenging include the four steps between our side door and the garage, putting clothes back on after showering, and shifting position in a chair. If tomorrow’s post is nothing but “OW!” in 50 pt type, well, we will have tried but neurological payback will be coming.

So, here, have some amusement elsewhere: Open Letters To People Or Entities Unlikely To Respond

My personal favorite was the one from the aggrieved archaeologist, but many of them are either screamingly funny or else just curiously absorbing.

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  1. bluntobject Says:
    April 21st, 2011 at 5:47 pm

    I wish you the best of luck in your efforts to get out of bed tomorrow.

  2. Old NFO Says:
    April 22nd, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    Good luck with that… the alternative is help a friend clean out a basement and reseal it… My knees will NEVER be the same… sigh…

  3. LabRat Says:
    April 22nd, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    Blunt- getting out of bed went fine.

    However, I seem to be acquiring a new ache roughly once every half hour. I’m freezing up like the Tin Man in a rainstorm.