Atomic Nerds

Atomic Nerds, in conjunction with Querencia are proud to bring you what we feel will be a step forward in the realm of personal combat and defense not seen in use since the longbow.

As modern dangers have evolved in response to changing conditions, much as deer have become tougher and harder to kill over the years, gunnies in the know are advocating increasing the amounts of training the average man or woman on the street should have under their Wilderness Instructor belts. Clearly a good thing; knowing your tools better and having some idea how to use them is an excellent goal in any situation, moreso when dealing with your own personal safety. Discrete armor is on the rise, and across the land, people are duct taping their ceramic trauma plates together to better deal with multiple rounds of .338 lapua to the back. Holsters are becoming technical masterpieces of engineering and moving parts to assure rapid success under stressful conditions, and our clothing is changing to match the high-stress demands we put on the very things we wear.

Technology has even come to improve our ammunition, and certainly our firearms. We have lights galore, frickin’ lasers, holograms, computerized optics, more things to put on rails than you can shake a carbon-fiber tactical stick at, and even a way to get crits in combat.

For the truly dedicated, there are of course helmets, but that’s valuable real estate. Your head contains your primary weapon, but what if it could contain your secondary as well? What if, and just go with me on this for a minute, but what if your head could contain a directed autonomous tactical weapons suite to augment your outgoing fire, distract and harry your enemy, be it the Kevlar-skinned SumDood himself, Twitchy the Meth Monkey, or even that rascally rabbit. With a simple whistle or word, the battlefield will tilt in your favor as this eagle-eyed smart weapon homes in like a hawk on your adversary.

Below the jump, behold as Atomic Nerds and Querencia present: The Cranial Raptor Autonomous Personal Hazard Engagement Assistance Defense System

Or C.R.A.P.H.E.A.D. System for short.

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