Told You So Edititon
Irradiated by Stingray
As a fan of both guns and coffee, I of course have to weigh in on the banality du jour of Starbucks asking Customer McHeatertoter to not give them his/her money.
Tam, as ever, makes and covers all the salient points with a finely sharpened tongue cutting no more or less than is appropriate to the targets in need.
Being more of a blunt instrument type myself, let me merely add this: Nice work you jackshit chucklefuck aspires-to-merely-inadequate fuck stained cuntblast cock-sockets. Well fucking done there, turning “Meh” into “Please stop.” Does it suck rancid donkey cocks that “Meh” is a desirable state? Yup! Thanks for noticing. You know what sucks worse? Making such a shit-heel of yourself that the hand is forced to turn “Meh” into an open “No, really, we’re against you. We just like money. Stop being a shitheel, please.”
Frankly I’m tempted to buy a cup just by way of thanks for honesty.
(And if the return to vulgar profanity or the older post tickled your funny bone, please consider kicking a few bucks into the pot for Kilted To Kick Cancer and help fight prostate cancer.)
September 18th, 2013 at 6:28 pm
You’re very clear on my feelings about coffee. I went today and bought a cup from them just for actually being honest. They want money. I gave it to them. I had a gun, they couldn’t have cared less. And Kipling was right, you stick to the devil you know.
September 19th, 2013 at 9:48 am
Not going to lie - when I heard about the, “Let’s visit the Starbucks by Sandy Hook and thank them for being pro-gun!” plan, my immediate response was a three handed facepalm. Which was a little awkward - have you ever asked a perfect stranger if you can borrow one if their hands to bury your face in? It’s almost as awkward as openly carrying in a coffee shop down the street from a mass shooting site.
September 20th, 2013 at 8:35 pm
Never did care for either the coffee or the attitudes… So no great loss to me.