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Targeting Fail

October 25, 2012 - 5:16 pm
Irradiated by Stingray 6 Comments

So once again learning from the pros at Popehat….

Hey Atomic Nerds,

I have been following your blogs for a long time and I am a huge fan. Anyway, we just came out with a product that I think you both would get a kick out of. It is a baby outfit that is actually part mop that cleans your floors as the baby crawls - perfect for lazy parents. http://www.retardedshitanybodywhohasabraincanseeisdumberthanboiledfuck.com/dieinafire.html

Check out our site and let us know if you want anything. We would love to send you some samples of our products.

Your product is fucking stupid and if you think we’re endorsing anything baby related you’ve very clearly never read our blog.

I should’ve looked into the option for a pony. I could’ve named it Adhesive Intoxicant. Or Huffer Sparkle. It’s a glue joke, son, work with me here.

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6 Responses to “Targeting Fail”

  1. Old NFO Says:
    October 25th, 2012 at 11:42 pm

    Snerk… You’re on a roll (again)… :-)

  2. Sparrowkin Says:
    October 26th, 2012 at 1:22 am

    “would this be an appropriate time for another colorful metaphor?”

  3. Kristopher Says:
    October 26th, 2012 at 5:10 pm

    Huffer Sparkle would be the pony with gold spray paint all over its mouth and nose?

  4. Peter O Says:
    October 27th, 2012 at 8:24 am

    Butt Stallion is a good name.

  5. phlegmfatale Says:
    October 27th, 2012 at 8:36 pm

    omg. Huffer sparkle. I am in awe.

  6. Strings Says:
    October 29th, 2012 at 12:41 am

    >if you think we’re endorsing anything baby related you’ve very clearly never read our blog.<

    Ummm, I think you're missing one thing here. Pretty sure you both "endorse" the way babies are created.

    Just sayin… ;)