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Fundraising: Hard Mode

September 28, 2012 - 9:31 pm
Irradiated by Stingray 7 Comments

Right off, y’all are flat amazing. I want to deeply thank every one of you who donated. By hitting the $2000 mark, that’s four times my original goal, which based on last year’s efforts I thought was fairly ambitious. I am utterly blown away by this.

But there’s still 55 hours left in this to go. This party don’t stop until the cops come.

So if y’all are going to insist on blowing my mind every step of the way, then all right, motherbitches, it’s nightmare-hard mode time. If at 23:59 Central time on September 30, my fundraising total is higher than Jay’s, I will take my freshly waxed self over at Blogorado and Jay is gonna get a lap dance whether he likes it or not, and video goes up. Think of it as a victory teabagging after a come from behind win. I haven’t discussed this with him, so it could get interesting.

Donate here. You’ve got…fifty five hours and thirty minutes to kick the total up by another $2,890 as of current standings. Ambitious? Oh hell yeah. Let’s do this.

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7 Responses to “Fundraising: Hard Mode”

  1. Jay G. Says:
    September 29th, 2012 at 3:15 am

    Brother, if you beat me, I will enjoy every second of that lapdance…

  2. perlhaqr Says:
    September 29th, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    If I happen to win the powerball tonight, you’re on. Other than that… well, I’m not optimistic for you. ;)

  3. Jennifer Says:
    September 30th, 2012 at 2:01 am

    Oh wow! Heh.

  4. Sparrowkin Says:
    September 30th, 2012 at 4:53 pm

    Stingray, appropos of nothing, those boots you are wearing in the kilt picture are really cool. Where did you get them?

  5. Jay G. Says:
    October 1st, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    Stingray, great campaign. I look forward to seeing you (but not hearing you so much…) in CO later this week!!!

  6. Stingray Says:
    October 2nd, 2012 at 2:50 am

    Sparrowkin: Thanks. The brand is Magnum (linked of Ambo Driver’s site I believe is where I hunted ‘em down). He did a review of them some time back which translated into “Sounds good enough for me,” but I’ll let you find that exact review. I went with the side zips ’cause I like my tactical house slippers. The model is apparently “Stealth Force.” Because nothing says stealth like door-kickin’ clodhoppers.

  7. Sparrowkin Says:
    October 2nd, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    Thank you, Stingray!