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To Entice While Accepting Reality

September 25, 2012 - 10:57 pm
Irradiated by Stingray 2 Comments

Ok, Jay has over 3 grand in his kitty, so barring a miracle I’ll cede first place to him. But that doesn’t mean I don’t still want to raise as much as I possibly can, because after watching my dad go through treatment, I’m convinced it’s a shitty enough experience that there are very few people I’d wish such a fate on.

So here’s the new deal. You want to hear the screams of agony and/or profanity? Get the bar over $2000 and I’ll call that close enough to first and it’s on. That’ll be a full order of magnitude more than we raised last year, with a little extra. Hitting the 10x mark as an improvement? Yeah, I’ll take it.

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2 Responses to “To Entice While Accepting Reality”

  1. David W Says:
    September 26th, 2012 at 12:27 am

    Finally gave in. I know I should have been enticed by the good cause alone, but apparently I need a bit of schadenfreude on top. Only $525 to go!

  2. Jay G. Says:
    September 26th, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    I’m not counting anything out just yet, but this goes above and beyond, Stingray. We’ll have to work out some sort of depiliation schedule next week… :)