I’ll See You And Raise
Irradiated by Stingray
The Bold Personal Challenge section of Kilted to Kick Cancer has apparently commenced. Ambulance Driver and JayG are at it again as they’re currently the top two fundraisers, just as last year. Jay has promised to shave his ‘stache if he wins, as he puts it “Who else puts their mustache on the line???”
Well, Kelly is stepping up. He’s promised to shave half of his ‘stache for Blogorado if he wins so we can all have a nice chance to take lots of pictures and so forth. Good on him stepping up.
But let’s be realistic. Millions of men shave every day. Applying a razor to the face is not a daunting challenge, even if you look a little silly afterwards.
So as it turns out, our gracious hostess Farmgirl’s best friend is a cosmetologist. And a good sport. So here’s where I see their bets, and raise. If I win and raise the most funds, I will wax my junk at blogorado, and record the audio stream of the process and post that up for you all to enjoy for the year. If you’re a regular around here, you’ve probably seen me get creative with the invective before, so take your favorite example from that and imagine what it would sound like with some motivation and inspiration.
Y’all know I don’t bluff. Donate now.
September 18th, 2012 at 8:28 pm
Waiting for the “You BASTARD!!” comment from Jay or Kelly in 4, 3, 2, …
September 18th, 2012 at 8:38 pm
Oh, come on, man! That’s not even right!
September 18th, 2012 at 9:57 pm
You’re just mad you didn’t think of it first, Michael.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:10 pm
LOL, I’m doomed to last place… sigh… But that WOULD be worth the pain!
September 19th, 2012 at 2:23 am
Nah, no comment. It’s an interesting idea. I wonder where it came from?
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September 19th, 2012 at 2:25 am
You’re going to have Farmgirl’s friend the cosmetologist do the wax job?
Oh, yes, it says so right there, “good sport”. I’m guessing she won’t be the only one.
September 19th, 2012 at 4:10 am
Hey, I’m helpful. And stuff.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:00 am
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September 19th, 2012 at 2:22 pm
Will the roller girls be pleased to watch his pain, or upset that they’re not the ones causing it?
September 19th, 2012 at 2:42 pm
Ok, that was worth $50.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:27 pm
I’m waiting for him to offer to get an anal tattoo . . . (and don’t Google that unless you want entirely TMI!)
September 19th, 2012 at 10:55 pm
Peter: I might have to take back my $50 if he goes there.
September 20th, 2012 at 2:12 am
I fear you aren’t bluffing. Ah challenges…
September 20th, 2012 at 5:18 am
No anal tattoos. Believe me, I’ve got enough pains in my ass just with regular events.
September 20th, 2012 at 12:46 pm
That’s $20 worth of comedy gold.
September 20th, 2012 at 2:41 pm
Of course, now one wonders what he might get.
A ring of teeth, so as to resemble a lamprey?
Text? “Dr. Proctologist, Be Gentle”, “The Great Egress”, “Alimentary, my dear Watson”?
Something even more horrifying?
September 20th, 2012 at 5:44 pm
Hah! I’m glad you draw the line at anal tattoos!
September 20th, 2012 at 7:04 pm
I think everyone is relieved to find out he draws a line *anywhere*.
September 21st, 2012 at 8:05 pm
Just hit submit on the donation.
Good luck, I so want to hear the waxing.
September 22nd, 2012 at 12:54 pm
Perlhaqar-how about “abandon all hope ye who enter here…?” Sorry. I had to.
September 23rd, 2012 at 6:32 pm
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