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Weapon Charging

August 9, 2012 - 4:01 pm
Irradiated by LabRat 5 Comments

It makes the sort of troll commenters* that come in distinct subspecies make a lot more sense when you realize that, from their chair, you are effectively the giant enemy crab. And they ARE by-god going to attack your weak point for massive damage.

*Not my trolls. Someone else’s.

Posted the internet is serious business |

5 Responses to “Weapon Charging”

  1. Oatworm Says:
    August 9th, 2012 at 7:59 pm

    Look, I’m not saying it’s the victim’s fault or anything, but maybe - just maybe! - the maximum trollage wouldn’t have happened if the blogger simply had the foresight to mail a pair of maximum yield nuclear weapon to the commentor’s parents’ respective residences roughly nine months and a couple of days before the commentor was born.

    Also, the way the blogger was posting, they were asking for it.

  2. Kristopher Says:
    August 10th, 2012 at 11:20 am

    Trolls are easy to deal with.

    You simply edit their posts for “clarity”, and maybe note that you have edited the post, if you wish to be honest about it.

    They go away very quickly when they realize their only weapon ( comment posts ) will be taken away from them and shoved up their rectum unmercifully.

  3. Old NFO Says:
    August 14th, 2012 at 4:21 pm

    +1 on Kristopher’s comment! :-)

  4. Squid Says:
    August 15th, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    I think Kristopher is full of wisdom and virtue, and I can’t understand why you allow someone so insightful to post around here. Comments like his serve only to make you look cosmopolitan and to enlighten the rest of this community.

    You should be proud.

  5. Kristopher Says:
    August 15th, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    Thank you, Squid!

    I hope to see more of your posts in the future.