NSFW, important message anyway
March 31, 2012 - 2:35 pm
Irradiated by LabRat
Irradiated by LabRat
Seen on a sidebar ad: “Don’t Worry About Being Good In Bed… With a 10″ Dick, It Doesn’t Matter!”. Allegedly from Ron Jeremy.
From all people everywhere who have interacted sexually with a dick not their own: YES IT DOES. YES IT DOES. IF YOUR DICK IS ACTUALLY HUGE IT MATTERS EVEN MORE.
Love and kisses,
The people you might actually have sex with.
March 31st, 2012 at 3:20 pm
LR, thank you for making me giggle. I’m aware there’s a good chance you guys have seen this, but if you haven’t, it’s awesome and relevant.
http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/wwdnbackup/2012/03/i-spent-way-too-much-time-on-this.html
March 31st, 2012 at 6:02 pm
Okay, that one got me…
March 31st, 2012 at 6:57 pm
Damn, caught too!
I don’t worry about that sort of thing since at least once a day a lady comments on the significant size of my member and my amazing sense of humour. In fact I grow a little weary of being informed “Able you have a big Dick and are full of wit”. At least I think it was ‘have’ or maybe it was ‘are’? - No! definitely not and I’m sure it was ‘Wit’ they said - almost positive.
;-p
April 2nd, 2012 at 4:34 am
Important safety tip…..thanks, Egon!
April 2nd, 2012 at 12:15 pm
Okay, I’ll do better in the future, I promise.
And I would like to take this opportunity to offer a sincere apology to all of my many many partners out there who bravely, gallantly, bit their lips and soldiered on through what I am now aware was a test of strength and endurance.
April 2nd, 2012 at 9:23 pm
Me….shootin’ pool with a rope…sigh.
April 3rd, 2012 at 1:33 pm
It’s like my pappy always says: “It may not be very thick, but it sure is short!”
April 4th, 2012 at 9:06 am
seeker_two may have the greatest comment ever on the internets.