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Spam Fail

November 30, 2011 - 10:25 am
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“Michael Jackson - The Experience for Xbox. Kinect required.”

Um, yeah. Not only no, but hell no. Where’s a Pedobear sticker when you need one…

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  1. Matt G Says:
    November 30th, 2011 at 11:14 am

    Rated: Ages 11 and down.

  2. Laura Kellner Says:
    November 30th, 2011 at 11:20 am

    I’m going to Hell if I add ‘on their knees” to Matt G’s comment, aren’t I?

  3. aretae Says:
    November 30th, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    Without detracting from your humor…if you recognize how excellent of a dancer MJ was…and/or you and/or your kids want to learn to dance like him…the game is quite good. My daughter LOVES it…and does a remarkable “thriller” for a 7yo.

  4. BGMiller Says:
    November 30th, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    So is it a CPR trainer/simulator?
    Do you play for five minutes and sit through a week of legal crap?
    Does the Kinect only recognize players that are deathly pale and wearing sparkly gloves?
    Do you earn extra points for groping yourself?
    Can you play as Bubbles?
    As you advance through the game does your nose wither away?

    BGM

  5. karrde Says:
    December 1st, 2011 at 7:23 am

    Tell the spammer to… Just Beat It.

  6. Kristopher Says:
    December 1st, 2011 at 9:07 am

    Well … at least this one is dead.

    Pedobear warning not required, unless Zombie Jackson is involved.

  7. Laura Kellner Says:
    December 1st, 2011 at 9:46 am

    well, there is the ‘Thriller” factor…