Atomic Nerds

So it looks like Atomic Nerds is currently sitting in sixth in the Kilted to Kick Cancer drive with a total of $115 in donations.

Those of you who’ve already donated, I sincerely thank you. The rest of you though, and that would clearly be the vast, vast majority, you really need to step it up. I know there’s a trend toward the introvert in our readership, but I bet every last one of you can think of six men off the top of your head. Got ‘em all in mind? Pick one of them at random and consider that in this little thought exercise, that guy got the short stick and now has prostate cancer. This isn’t a problem that’s ever going to go away, but it’s one we can make smaller, even if it’s just improving the odds to one in seven instead of one in six men.

So on that, I urge y’all to donate, either to The Prostate Cancer Foundation or to Livestrong. Besides, do you folks really want someone from Massachusetts in 2nd place? What good is gun school gonna do him? I can see that class now:

“All right, in this drill first we will remove the firearm from state-certified safe storage. We will then perform a tactical trigger-lock removal, load a tiny number of rounds after verifying ban-compliance on the magazine, engage the threat, and then go to jail and give all our money to the threat’s family.”

Yeah, sounds like a blast.

Also, if prostate cancer continues at the rate it currently sits at, there could be a serious shortage of domestic labor.

You don’t want a dirty house do you? Open those wallets, folks!

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