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Helpful Travel Tip Number Glork

November 21, 2010 - 6:08 pm
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So you don’t want to have a picture of your pixelated naked junk spread across the internet and opt for the groping. But how to fight back at the intrusion without actually curb stomping the worthless little lickspittle? Simple.

1. Announce “You touch mine, I touch yours.”
2. Endure gropefest.
3. Reciprocate. Grab the agent’s crotch/boobs.
4. Put on your shocked face. Prepare to stammer a little.
5. “Oh man. Oh man, I’m so sorry. I don’t know how to tell you this, but… I felt a Lump.”

Hat tip to Brock Samson

Posted That stuff'll kill ya!, Victory through Violence |

No Responses to “Helpful Travel Tip Number Glork”

  1. Old NFO Says:
    November 21st, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    Oh… LOVE that idea :-)

  2. MarkHB Says:
    November 21st, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    I’m practicing saying “Mmmmmmm! Niiiice”.

    Or I might just soil myself. You know. Explosively. Good curry the night before.

  3. Justthisguy Says:
    November 22nd, 2010 at 3:54 am

    I might just let him do it, and then say, “OK, turnabout’s fair play!” and then do to him what he did to me.

    This won’t happen, because I quit riding airliners in the late nineties when they started that photo ID, or internal passport, horseshit.

  4. perlhaqr Says:
    November 22nd, 2010 at 9:06 am

    “Hey, you chose to come to work.”

  5. Kristopher Says:
    November 25th, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    Wear a kilt.

    Demand that they touch your monkey and help release your second chakra.