Bloody Thursday
Irradiated by LabRat
So far today: aggressively clogged sink, plumbers that don’t call back, the discovery that plumber’s snakes in excess of 30 feet cost truly exorbitant amounts of money*, my magic ability to break computers in new and fantastic ways, the ongoing joyful work experience that is abetting the efforts of two major government agencies to speak to each other with no understanding ever gained, and an overall theme of fuck it, time to pour drinks and kill Alliance. On hot summer evenings, that means bloody mary time. There are many recipes like it but this one is ours.
Ingredients:
Your largest big fuck-off beer stein or similarly proportioned vessel
Two shots vodka
1-2 tsp Worcestire sauce, depending on taste
Three drops Tabasco
A few grinds black pepper
A shake of celery salt
Lots of ice, because it’s disgusting warm
Enough tomato juice to top off your big fuck-off stein
Stir drink ingredients together. Let the ice cool the drink. Drink the drink. Repeat as necessary depending on the bloodiness of your day.
*We have already received our lifetime RDA of plumbing advice from #gunblogger_conspiracy and do not require any further. Rest assured Top Men are on the job.
June 24th, 2010 at 4:35 pm
advice on the bloody mary then, needs horseradish
June 24th, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Who?
June 24th, 2010 at 8:36 pm
In place of the Tabasco, toss in 1/2 tsp of hot curry powder. That’s one of the secret ingredients in my Nuclear Option Bloody Mary…I’ll surrender the whole formula only in my Last Will and Testament.
June 24th, 2010 at 10:46 pm
So, did you decide to go with explosives?
June 25th, 2010 at 2:27 am
I put a stick of celery in mine. You’re supposed to eat lots of vegetables, you know.
Jim
June 25th, 2010 at 7:32 am
Personally, I like a Bloody Mary with V8, and a pickled okra rather than a celery stick. Whatever works for the individual, I always say.
June 25th, 2010 at 7:56 am
Needs horseradish… Just sayin… Re work, hell I’d settle for the AGENCY I work for talking to itself… much less anybody else… sigh… Oh yeah, pay the plumber, IF he ever shows up. Those snakes are NOT all they’re cracked up to be.
June 25th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
@alan: Top. Men.
July 1st, 2010 at 12:46 am
Yer doing it wrong. Not near enough hot sauce, you need like at least a tablespoonful. It should be V-8 juice, already chilled, so that you don’t need the ice. If you have actual celery, use that instead of the stuff in the jar. You have almost enough Worcestershire sauce in there. You forgot the lemon juice.