More Obligatory HCR…

March 23, 2010 - 4:23 pm
Irradiated by Stingray
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Dispatched to my congress-fuckwad this A.M.:

Dear Congressman Lujan,
You voted in favor of the auto industry bailout.
You voted in favor of the stimulus package.
Now you have voted in favor of the health care reform bill.
Apparently this is your idea of how best to help the American and New Mexican public.
To that end: STOP HELPING. Stop helping before our economy is so trashed that Haiti is sending aid to us.
Remember, the next time you perceive a crisis in America that could require your legislative help, don’t just do something, stand there!

Sincerely,
Winston Simon Stingray Jester Smith.

No Responses to “More Obligatory HCR…”

  1. bluntobject Says:

    I find that “Congresscumfuck” and “Congresshitbag” scan a bit better, but variety is the spice of life and all that.

  2. Kristopher Says:

    Hey … my health insurance bill was supposed to magically drop by $2500.

    So, is Lujan going to mail me a check?

    These retards are already claiming that the Republicans are being unreasonable by asking the Congressional Budget Office to track things like mortality rates and insurance costs over the next few years.

    I’d like a job on a death panel … I know a lot of Democrats that really don’t deserve medical treatment …

  3. BobG Says:

    “Congress consists of one third, more or less, scoundrels; two thirds, more or less, idiots; and three thirds, more or less, poltroons.”
    -H. L. Mencken