Who the Sad Pandas?

January 27, 2010 - 9:39 pm
Irradiated by LabRat
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Seems some members of the media are bent out of shape that the Tea Party Convention is only inviting a few news outlets, and that all of those news outlets are either directly sympathetic to their cause or, in the words of the Convention organizers, “have never bashed, misrepresented, or maliciously distorted the Tea Party movement, its events, or its adherents”. Even Jake Tapper, whom I normally respect for regularly recalling that his role in life includes keeping a critical eye on the government rather than cheerleading it, was bitching about it.

The American Thinker (slightly pompously) makes the point that the right to free association also includes the right to, well, not associate- up to and including with the media, and that to do otherwise has a pretty big stifling effect on a movement that may face hostility. This point is entirely true, though I don’t really think it’s why these media members are pulling the sour-grapes routine or what I think the central one is. Nobody was suggesting that the Tea Partiers ought to be forced to include the press in the name of public good, after all.

It’s that the self-same media is used to always being included in anything relevant, even if the people doing relevant things want them to die in a fire, because the organizers usually want the publicity that badly. When the Tea Party movement started up, the media leapt to the conclusion that they were an irrelevant and silly fringe, and they wasted no time in mocking and deriding them, often to the point of open scorn during what were supposed to be objective reports on national TV. MSNBC and Anderson Cooper called them “teabaggers”, again on national TV- a phrase that refers to an act that is most definitely not prime-time friendly and was clearly intended as a juvenile way of belittling the protestors. The term has since caught on, become standard in the non-conservative media and in political attack ads, and has become nearly more mainstream under that meaning than its original one.

But what happened was the Tea Partiers didn’t stay fringe. They captured a massive undercurrent of dissatisfaction, and managed to sweep up enough ticked off independents and beleagured taxpayers to have a fair amount to do with Scott Brown’s victory in thought-to-be-unassailable Massachusetts- and thus make it crystal clear that no matter how much scorn Democrats and their media friends poured on them, the Tea Partiers were very much relevant and the reflexive derision started to sound like desperation and elitism rather than merited dismissal of genuine kooks.

To which I say: too fucking bad. As it turns out, the Tea Partiers never DID need the media’s help for publicity, don’t need it now, and are completely free to invite whomever they choose to their events- and keep whomever they DON’T want out. Next time, try acting professional and maybe you won’t be off the invite list to cover the next relevant movement’s meeting that comes along. Pointing out that the included networks were chosen on pure partisanship is the height of hypocrisy- it was blatant partisan bias on the parts of those networks and journalists that turned the Tea Partiers hostile in the first place, and it doesn’t take a whole lot of legwork to turn it up.

Want to be invited to the party? Don’t call the first people at the table radicals, un-American, extremists, or make gay sex jokes about them on national television. This shouldn’t be something any journalist needs a reminder of.

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  1. bluntobject Says:

    I always thought of teabagging as more of a stupid fratsquatch trick than an actual sex act. Oh well; Rule 34, &c. I should have guessed.

    In any case, I owe the legacy media a great debt of thanks for popularizing the term: I’ve received uniformly hilarious reactions when I’ve explained it to folks like my parents, who picked it up from mainstream editorialists with no idea whence it came. It’s sort of like watching jarsquatter reactions on YouTube.

  2. Kevin S Says:

    Hear, hear!

  3. JC Says:

    Those same media would also complain about the low quality of the free buffet and bar, no doubt.
    Give ‘em some hot water and dry leaves.

  4. Black Ice Says:

    Attention, mainstream media.

    Since you folks seem to be notoriously dense whenever it’s convenient for you, I’d just like to point out that LabRat has just owned you lock, stock and barrel, and is currently offering your used-up, broken shell in the “Free Stuff” section of CraigsList.

    Well done, LR.

  5. Gregory Morris Says:

    Hmmmm. I thought this was just a brilliant trick to convince everyone to pay even more attention. We all know that telling someone, “you can’t have this” (or “do not eat from that tree, Eve”, or “do not open that box, Pandora”, or “nobody else can come in to my amusement park”) will clearly make them want it more.

    If anyone in the mainstream media is covering their own exclusion from the event, then the Tea Party trick worked out perfectly.

  6. Eric Hammer Says:

    Now we just need to see if we can make up a movement name that will prompt Willard Scott to say “more like ‘Two Girls, One Cup!'” on the morning show.
    Katie Couric saying as much would also be excellent.

    Well written LR!

  7. BobG Says:

    “The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.”
    -Thomas Jefferson

    “I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.”
    - Mahatma Gandhi

  8. Squid Says:

    I find supreme poetic justice in the fact that the Tea Party’s reaction to being called “teabaggers” for the better part of a year is to tell the media “suck my balls.”

    Maybe not in so many words, but still…

  9. Old NFO Says:

    LOL- Squid hit the nail on the ‘head’ so to speak… And yes, they have dug their own hole, and are now being pissed on by the Tea Party… :-)

  10. Oldwindways Says:

    I like that many Tea Party activists have taken the “teabaggers” moniker in stride and adopted it as a badge of honor. This is not unlike the unofficial adoption of the Ass as an icon by the Democratic Party in the 1800’s. That being said, I think we would all be better off if the Tea Party decides to go in a different direction with their choice of logos.