Public Service Announcement
August 6, 2009 - 11:39 am
Irradiated by Stingray
Irradiated by Stingray
Your friendly nuclear weapons lab wishes to remind you today that bombing Pearl Harbor may result in adverse side effects, such as excessive rubble, lingering sickness, and a national simultaneous expression of “Holy shit, what the hell was that?”
Please remember, for your safety and ours, do not bomb Pearl Harbor.
Hugs, kisses, and fallout,
Los Alamos
August 6th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Hey, it is even to the point now that it comes on terms of 30 minutes or the second one is free!
Jim
August 6th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Datum: Pearl Harbor has not been bombed again since!
August 6th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Now that is the way to remember this day…
August 6th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
I will give your comments a “glowing” review at QTR.
August 6th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Ah, Japan … well-behaved since 1945.
August 7th, 2009 at 7:18 am
It’s a shame there is such an irrational fear of nukes. I can think of several places that would be better off turned into glass.
August 7th, 2009 at 8:54 am
The Republic has been going downhill ever since they took the pitchblende samples out of atomic science hobby kits.
Hell … edmonds won’t even sell manhole cover sized Fresnel lenses anymore, let alone radioactives.
Fucking wimps.