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Shortest Filler Ever:

August 3, 2009 - 8:15 pm
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Just out of curiosity, Heinz or Hunts?

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  1. Flighterdoc Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    Del Monte

  2. Nortius Maximus Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    {empty set}

  3. Holly Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    Heinz! Hunt’s is funny sweet.

  4. SB7 Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 9:58 pm

    Heinz all the way.

  5. Jeff Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    Homemade or do without. I grew up with the homemade stuff and the store bought just can’t compare.

  6. Phil Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 12:55 am

    Heinz.

    When/where I grew up, Hunts was the ‘poor substitiute’, and Del Monte was the ‘we’re on food stamps’ option.

    I grew up a privileged son of Midwest upper middle-class landed gentry.

  7. Top of the Chain Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 1:32 am

    heinz

  8. Shane Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 2:35 am

    I try to avoid Heinz products.

  9. Adam Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 4:56 am

    THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT TOMATO-KIN.
    Plus high-fructose corn syrup.

  10. Gregory Morris Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 5:36 am

    Heinz. Duh. Everything else is just trying to be like Heinz.

    It is very telling that so many restaurants keep their Heinz bottles and refill them with cheap counterfeit ketchup.

  11. SigBoy40 Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 5:38 am

    There are other brands of ketchup besides Heinz?

  12. aczarnowski Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 5:53 am

    Heinz.

  13. Nick Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 5:54 am

    This may be one of the most insulting questions I have ever read. To even suggest there is an option…the nerve!

  14. Blake Sobiloff Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 5:56 am

    Heinz, but the organic stuff from Trader Joe’s is in my fridge right now (no corn syrup!).

  15. Turk Turon Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 6:23 am

    That all depends… are we talkin’ ketchup or catsup?

  16. Peter Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 6:28 am

    Supermarket house brand.

  17. Dominique Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 7:40 am

    Heinz 57 varieties! (That said, I speak out of ignorance. I’m reasonably certain the red sauce in our fridge is off-brand, and I’m gauche enough that I can’t really taste the difference.)

  18. Dave Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 8:02 am

    Stubbs

  19. Alan Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 8:10 am

    Neither. Ketchup is an abomination that covers up the taste of the food.

  20. Instinct Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 8:59 am

    Heinz

  21. David, Chandler, AZ Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 9:01 am

    Heinz of course.

  22. DarrenS Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 10:12 am

    Anything OTHER than Heinz. I won’t give them a dime of my money…they are in the same group as Progressive Insurance and others who fund the stamping out of my constitutional rights. Hell…I’d never eat ketchup again before I’d give Heinz any of my heard-earned, over-taxed cash.

  23. Fjolnirsson Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 11:50 am

    Great Value(Walmart Store Brand)

  24. naleta Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    Brooks It’s a regional brand. I’ve seen it in NE Ohio as well as SE Michigan.

  25. BobG Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    “Neither. Ketchup is an abomination that covers up the taste of the food.”

    I agree; that’s why they make hot sauces and salsas.

  26. William the Coroner Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    Heinz.

  27. Thomas Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    This catsup stuff, for what is it used?

  28. Regolith Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    Heinz

  29. Turk Turon Says:
    August 5th, 2009 at 5:28 am

    I think it’s s’posed to be Heinz Ketchup and Hunt’s Catsup. Like matter and anti-matter.

  30. Don Says:
    August 5th, 2009 at 9:59 am

    Dave: +1

  31. Kristopher Says:
    August 5th, 2009 at 10:55 am

    Why does Costco sell Heinze in #11 tin cans?

  32. SmartDogs Says:
    August 5th, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    Is this a lead-in to something tasty on l-glutamate and umami?

    If so, I’d like to add that the concentrated tomato paste that comes in those toothpaste-type tubes adds a wonderful umami kick to all kinds of foods.

  33. LabRat Says:
    August 5th, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    No, but now there’s no reason there couldn’t be in the future… *adds to list of “ideas to pummel”*

  34. Roberta X Says:
    August 8th, 2009 at 3:58 am

    Brooks Rich And Tangy or Chili Sauce (technically Heinz) or, for chips, fish, etc., malt vinegar.

    …Or Red Gold, a local brand — best canned tomaters, ever.

  35. Roberta X Says:
    August 8th, 2009 at 6:30 am

    PS: http://www.catsupbottle.com/