PENIS FIGHT
Irradiated by LabRat
Sex AND violence… you can just tell I’m milking the lowest common denominator for material, given as I’m at a bit of a loss today.
In my sporadic attempt to keep you all current with just how glad you should be to be a hominid when it comes to mating systems, I bring you an interesting example of a mating behavior found in some hemaphroditic invertebrates, courtesy of Deep Sea News: penis fencing.
The long and the short (*pause for snickering*) of it is, each worm has a double-headed dagger of an inseminator, and each is trying to inseminate the other- like I said, they’re hermaphrodites- without, we assume, getting inseminated themselves. (The actual method of insemination is… indiscriminate and mildly traumatic.) As the blogger at I’m-a-Chordata points out, it’s hard for humans to watch this behavior and not drop a big steaming load of cultural and species baggage all over it; it’s easy to think of the inseminator as the “winner” and the inseminated as the “loser” despite that both worms are successfully reproducing.
On the other hand, it’s also hard to argue that the whole episode is usually dominated by one individual instead of both inseminating each other and flapping off to have their mutual babies, and there’s a reason for that. Most likely, the reason is not that either worm “loses” by taking the female role in the encounter- again, it’s successful reproduction- but rather that either might “win” a little more by playing the exclusively male role*. A flatworm that inseminates but isn’t inseminated has more options- it’s mated successfully, but its much more expensive female gametes aren’t then necessarily committed and it has further options, and can generally reproduce more often while using fewer resources to do it.
*One of the posts in the pipeline that will go up when I have more time and energy is the reason that the male/female sex ratio is the way it is. In other words, more later.
May 21st, 2009 at 8:46 pm
They remind me of flamenco dancers with twirling skirts and ruffledy shirts. What could be sexier?
May 21st, 2009 at 9:40 pm
When I see shit like this I want to grab the nearest creationist by the ears and demand, loudly: “This is the best design your God could come up with?!”
May 22nd, 2009 at 5:04 am
…Suddenly, the threat phrase uttered by sparring human males, “I’m gonna f*ck you up,” gets an entirely different context….
May 22nd, 2009 at 8:53 am
That’s taking the “going to the stabbin’ cabin” bit just a little too far.
May 22nd, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Jesus.
I’m at work, so I can’t see the video, but thanks for the essay.
John
May 22nd, 2009 at 2:36 pm
According to Scientific American, humans engage in penis wars of a sort too.
May 22nd, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Oops! Wrong link. Try this one.
May 22nd, 2009 at 6:34 pm
This post is a fine example of why I read this blog.
May 26th, 2009 at 5:26 am
If I had a significant other who’s penis looked like that I would either be calling the doctor, or the freak show. Either way.
But on that note.. .GO Leftie! GO!