Reminder: Don't Hate Boobs
Irradiated by Stingray
I know you all don’t have a chance in hell, since I’m going to win it, but don’t forget the deadline for FBMG’s Breast Cancer Charity Gun ticket purchases is coming up soon. The drawing is Oct. 4 and proceeds benefit the American Cancer Society, and at $5 per ticket, if you don’t buy at least one then you’re a loser who hates women and breasts. Don’t be that loser!
I know everybody and their cousin posted this when Mr. Correia first announced the raffle, but that was a couple weeks ago, and things move fast here on the internet. A couple weeks may as well mean he posted it in the Pleistocene era. So even if you’ve already bought a ticket, go buy another. If you’ve fallen into the thrall of a strange cult that espouses that beer causes breast cancer, buy two tickets and that’ll offset your beer consumption for the next year and a half. There is no down side to this, and c’mon, look at that sweet pink duracoat job.
September 24th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
I like boobs.
In fact, I’m a big fan.
But did you know that prostate cancer is more common than breast cancer? But we don’t like to talk about the icky male parts. And what color would the ribbons be, anyway?
(submitted after the three beer rule, sorry)
September 24th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
I actually began three sentences with a conjunction; it’s time for bed.