A Brief Observation

December 14, 2009 - 5:55 pm
Irradiated by Stingray
14 Comments

It struck me today after a brief bit of conversation in #gunblogger_conspiracy, that the unaccountably popular Rocky Horror Picture Show is the entertainment equivalent of herpes.

*It’s awkward and uncomfortable when someone tells you about it.

*It’s unpleasant, but not generally fatal.

*Two persons both afflicted can safely go nuts with each other.

*It never goes completely away, and has periodic flare-ups.

*If you’re not already infected, you sure as hell don’t want to be.

*There does not appear to be any sort of cure.

The only real difference is that if I was in some bizarrely contrived situation with a choice between contracting herpes and being involved in that …whatever the hell it is, I’d be in the pharmacy after a bottle of valtrex the next day.

14 Responses to “A Brief Observation”

  1. Old NFO Says:

    What, you mean you don’t want to dress like an idiot, parrot lines in sync with others, and generally act like a fool??? :-)

    I vaguely remember watching about half of that movie when it originally came out in 1975 and we got up and left… :-)

  2. Will Brown Says:

    Yeah, but Tim Curry’s demonstration of just how stratospheric an “over the top” performance can get has to count as one of filmdom’s more memorable displays.

    Maybe the fact that I first saw the film in Munich – dubbed in german – has something to do with the impact the experience had on me. That, and the full load of Paulaner beforehand.

  3. Christina LMT Says:

    Sorry, but I’d take the Sweet Transvestite over herpes lesions ANY day.

  4. alan Says:

    Stingray, you need to get out more.

  5. Moro Says:

    I hate that movie.
    (I’ve never seen it.)

  6. Tam Says:

    I have never successfully watched that entire movie. I totally don’t get the whole RHPS thing.

    I mean, like basketball or Mormonism, I am aware of its existence and feel no particular antipathy towards those who are enthusiastic adherents, but I just do not grok it in its fullness.

  7. Randall Says:

    Let’s do the Time Warp againnnnnn!!!!!!!

    I don’t have herpes, but I have seen Rocky Horror several score times. And dressed up. And acted in a stage performance (as Rocky).

    When I was in high school, we used to go to Rocky Horror at the midnight movies almost every Friday night. Good times…

  8. BobG Says:

    “What, you mean you don’t want to dress like an idiot, parrot lines in sync with others, and generally act like a fool???”

    We have plenty of those already; they’re called Congressmen.

  9. Kristopher Says:

    It’s not a bad campy film … you will need to actually rent it, if you want to actually watch it.

    Simply watching the film in theatres is impossible.

  10. elmo iscariot Says:

    … I was on a Rocky Horror tech crew for more than five years. I proposed to my wife on stage during a preshow. And I met my fiancee there.

    It was a–ah, _cultural_phenomenon_ that let an awkward, socially incompetent kid develop into a socially functional pervert, and it taught me some social lessons that’re important in my “adult” life, without costing me as much as they would’ve in “real life”.

    It’s a fun movie, and some casts can even be good communities for a while. And it’s much more fun when you’re making up your own callbacks. ;)

  11. Sigivald Says:

    Yes, it’s a horrible film.

    And not in a good way.

  12. Jim Says:

    This is funny because it is true!

    Jim

  13. wombatoverlord Says:

    Snort. Read this while babysitting a scanner today. The line “entertainment equivalent of herpes” provided fodder for much hilarity.

    When you spend all day in the dungeons, listening to loud magnets, hilarity is a good thing.

  14. Jesse Says:

    Apparently, I am one of the very, very few who are naturally immune to RHPS. I watched it once (yes, all the way through) and my response was,”That’s what the big deal is all about?”

    Give me a Heinlein book instead anyday.

    (Maybe Heinlein works as a vaccine?)