Your Daily Heebie-Jeebies

October 15, 2013 - 11:45 am
Irradiated by Stingray

Spider lives inside woman’s ear for five days.

I would name mine Carl and take him to stare at the light above the sign at Arby’s, and howl at the sky in terror and awe.

6 Responses to “Your Daily Heebie-Jeebies”

  1. Jennifer Says:


  2. Old NFO Says:

    That one gives me the shivers… Gah is right…

  3. Patti Says:

    You already have your choice of spiders to make into Carl. Just teach one of them to play parrot on your shoulder, there’s enough of the big ones running around there that one’s got to be smart enough for that.

  4. Egregious Charles Says:

    Well if you have to have a spider living in your ear, I can’t imagine any better way to handle it that your Carl plan.

  5. Paul From Canada Says:

    Not Carl, BORIS. ALL spiders that one interacts with directly are named BORIS.

  6. Alex R. Says:

    I suspect that John in wrong on the particulars, but correct in a general sense.