Ordinary

April 8, 2012 - 12:58 pm
Irradiated by LabRat
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While I was finishing my coffee and trying to motivate myself to get up and get everything done today that I should, a man in a kilt bolted pell-mell through my office chasing a hundred-pound puppy with a bottlecapper.

I nonetheless feel my life is not unusual.

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  1. farm.dad Says:

    Sounds like a normal day around the nerdranch to me :D

  2. BGMiller Says:

    Wait, I’m confused…..

    Does the puppy have the bottle capper and our hero is attempting to recover same?

    Or……

    Is the poor widdle pup running in terror from the capper wielding maniac?

    BGM

  3. Peter Says:

    Stingray seems a trifle . . . er . . . agitated, if he’s pursuing a puppy with a bottle-opener. I thought his tastes ran to home-brewed ale – or is he trying to get the pup to contribute to the next batch? Inquiring minds want to know!

    Oh – and because someone has to say it – THIS POST IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS!
    :-)

  4. MAJ Mike Says:

    What the Hell was in your coffee!?!

  5. Tatyana Says:

    No, your life is happy

  6. Laura Kellner Says:

    Awesome. Just…Awesome

  7. Mike James Says:

    Give them both bottlecappers, at least make it a fair fight.

  8. Les @ LPN Salary Says:

    So I bet it you still didn’t get up after that?

  9. DaddyBear Says:

    Sounds pretty normal to me. We all live on the edge of madness.

  10. Old NFO Says:

    Gotta agree with Peter, WHERE ARE THE PICS??? :-) Otherwise a typical day, right???

  11. LabRat Says:

    What on earth makes y’all think I had time to go get the camera?

  12. Kristopher Says:

    That’s OK.

    That bottlecapper does not do enough DPS to get past Tank’s self-heals.

    Stingray needs to lrn2PvP.

  13. Wing and a Whim Says:

    Sounds like domestic bliss at the NerdRanch to me. But.. which one had the bottlecapper? And why? Inquiring minds want to know.

  14. BGMiller Says:

    You know….

    After reading this again I now sort of picture this whole scene playing out in a comic strip/ graphic novel sort of medium.

    Drawn by Bill Watterson.

    I t has a very Calvin & Hobbes vibe to it.

    BGM

  15. Will Brown Says:

    I am curious to learn how well (if?) a bottle capper works after being covered in puppy teeth marks. Can we expect an offering of Nerd Brew labeled “Well Gnawed” or some such later this summer?

  16. ozymandias Says:

    Right now, I’m trying to persuade my partner he needs to give me a massage because breast binding gave me a backache, our girlfriend is complaining that her petticoat doesn’t fit right, and her boyfriend is explaining to anyone who is listening, which is no one, that he is actually a dragon, all to a soundtrack of 8 Bit Ponies.

    I feel my life is conventional to the point of dullness.

  17. Laura Kellner Says:

    You know having only played Dungeons etc the once I can’t swear to it but I’m seeing the kid who was our DM looking up from his grid: “A man with a kilt enters the office. He is chasing a 100 pound puppy with a bottle capper”…

  18. perlhaqr Says:

    Clearly Tank had done something which Stingray felt warranted popping a cap in him over. ;)

  19. Old NFO Says:

    You mean you don’t keep a camera handy??? Around your place??? Oh nevermind… :-)

  20. phlegmfatale@hotmail.com Says:

    Just another day in Paradise.

  21. Matthew Carberry Says:

    Best. Coffee. Ever.

  22. Ted N Says:

    I pity normal-lived people. It must be so boring.