Ordinary
April 8, 2012 - 12:58 pm
Irradiated by LabRat
Irradiated by LabRat
While I was finishing my coffee and trying to motivate myself to get up and get everything done today that I should, a man in a kilt bolted pell-mell through my office chasing a hundred-pound puppy with a bottlecapper.
I nonetheless feel my life is not unusual.
April 8th, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Sounds like a normal day around the nerdranch to me
April 8th, 2012 at 2:23 pm
Wait, I’m confused…..
Does the puppy have the bottle capper and our hero is attempting to recover same?
Or……
Is the poor widdle pup running in terror from the capper wielding maniac?
BGM
April 8th, 2012 at 2:55 pm
Stingray seems a trifle . . . er . . . agitated, if he’s pursuing a puppy with a bottle-opener. I thought his tastes ran to home-brewed ale – or is he trying to get the pup to contribute to the next batch? Inquiring minds want to know!
Oh – and because someone has to say it – THIS POST IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS!
April 8th, 2012 at 3:04 pm
What the Hell was in your coffee!?!
April 8th, 2012 at 4:08 pm
No, your life is happy
April 8th, 2012 at 4:25 pm
Awesome. Just…Awesome
April 8th, 2012 at 4:30 pm
Give them both bottlecappers, at least make it a fair fight.
April 8th, 2012 at 4:42 pm
So I bet it you still didn’t get up after that?
April 8th, 2012 at 5:13 pm
Sounds pretty normal to me. We all live on the edge of madness.
April 8th, 2012 at 5:16 pm
Gotta agree with Peter, WHERE ARE THE PICS???
Otherwise a typical day, right???
April 8th, 2012 at 7:02 pm
What on earth makes y’all think I had time to go get the camera?
April 8th, 2012 at 7:22 pm
That’s OK.
That bottlecapper does not do enough DPS to get past Tank’s self-heals.
Stingray needs to lrn2PvP.
April 8th, 2012 at 7:36 pm
Sounds like domestic bliss at the NerdRanch to me. But.. which one had the bottlecapper? And why? Inquiring minds want to know.
April 8th, 2012 at 8:35 pm
You know….
After reading this again I now sort of picture this whole scene playing out in a comic strip/ graphic novel sort of medium.
Drawn by Bill Watterson.
I t has a very Calvin & Hobbes vibe to it.
BGM
April 8th, 2012 at 8:43 pm
I am curious to learn how well (if?) a bottle capper works after being covered in puppy teeth marks. Can we expect an offering of Nerd Brew labeled “Well Gnawed” or some such later this summer?
April 8th, 2012 at 10:15 pm
Right now, I’m trying to persuade my partner he needs to give me a massage because breast binding gave me a backache, our girlfriend is complaining that her petticoat doesn’t fit right, and her boyfriend is explaining to anyone who is listening, which is no one, that he is actually a dragon, all to a soundtrack of 8 Bit Ponies.
I feel my life is conventional to the point of dullness.
April 9th, 2012 at 6:43 am
You know having only played Dungeons etc the once I can’t swear to it but I’m seeing the kid who was our DM looking up from his grid: “A man with a kilt enters the office. He is chasing a 100 pound puppy with a bottle capper”…
April 9th, 2012 at 7:54 am
Clearly Tank had done something which Stingray felt warranted popping a cap in him over.
April 10th, 2012 at 2:45 pm
You mean you don’t keep a camera handy??? Around your place??? Oh nevermind…
April 11th, 2012 at 12:41 pm
Just another day in Paradise.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:36 pm
Best. Coffee. Ever.
April 15th, 2012 at 11:57 am
I pity normal-lived people. It must be so boring.