December 3, 2010 - 11:25 am
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The latest headline to pass my gaze: “WikiLeaks: Bribery, graft rampant in Afghanistan.”

Here’s my super sekrit zomg leak for you: Julian Assange is actually Counselor Troi.

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  1. Squid Says:

    Yeah, it’s like opening up a shiny box on Xmas morning only to discover it’s yet another reindeer sweater from your creepy old aunt with all the cats.

    “I’m sensing disappointment.”

  2. Will Brown Says:

    With the somewhat-important difference being that, post-wiki-leaks, we can all now name the names from both sides of the previously annonymous finger pointing and “speculation”.

    It’s sort of refreshing to know who’s hand is guideing me into position for my next round of jar-squatter “civic duty” sessions.

  3. pun the librarian Says:

    Damn. I had already convinced myself that Assange is a genuine Bond-villain.

    He’s the head of a mysterious antigovernmental spy organisation, an international man of mystery searched by the Interpol who claims he’s fighting for justice. He spent his childhood in a weird cult and his name Julian Assange has either ominous or romantic ring to it, depending where you stand.

    Frankly, I’m surprised he isn’t an albino with a cat and a wicked facial scar.

  4. Old NFO Says:

    I’m waiting for somebody to cap Assange…

  5. Justthisguy Says:

    Well, he is a smartass, NFO.

  6. Justthisguy Says:

    P.s. Oh, the “Rape” charges are trumped up nonsense allowed by the insane Swedish law. What happened was, a condom broke, and another gal was disappointed that he was too “emotionally distant”

    He’s still a babe in the woods when it comes to playing hardball with the big boys, apparently. Shoulda kept the pants zipped.

    I hope he stays alive and free for long enough to post the dirt on BoA and Citibank. My own bank is the Snake, by necessity, and I would love to see them taken down a notch or three.

  7. Steve Bloom Says:

    Looks like Julian Assange will at least be out on bail any minute but what about Bradley Manning? Solitary jail for seven months so far without being convicted of anything, without a trial, even. That’s wrong!