Pollan Wept

March 10, 2009 - 3:45 pm
Irradiated by LabRat
3 Comments

Through a lengthy chain of links and tips whose most recent link for me was Alan:

IT BURNS!

I wasn’t able to find the original attribution. It may well be apocryphal, originally part of a satire newspaper. But it’s also horrifyingly PLAUSIBLE. I can’t count the number of times I’ve dealt with someone squeamish about hunting by pointing out that putting a bullet through an animal born in the wild that’s roamed, foraged, mated, and lived is a better option from the animal’s point of view than hiring someone else to kill an animal that’s led a vastly more limited and sometimes frightening and dirty existence…. and had them go “Wow, I never thought of it that way!”

3 Responses to “Pollan Wept”

  1. Kristopher Says:

    Stores can clone meat now?

    Kewl.

  2. David Colborne Says:

    That excerpt was so bad, I think you gave me CANCER!

    (Paraphrased with apologies to Calculon.)

  3. phlegmfatale Says:

    Recently at a memorial service, an acquaintance said how cruel and vile it was that another person at the table had ruthlessly gunned down rabbits for food. She then tucked into a piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken. I giggled.